10 Billion Spheres: A Rather Inconvenient Guide to the Multiverse by Jordan Bridger
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: July 21st, 2026
Format Read: E-book
Number of pages: 129 pages
Source: Author in exchange for an honest review.
Opening lines from prologue: "WARNING: This is one of those annoyingly self-aware books where the narrator feels the need to jump in and share his two cents. Sorry it's the way of the universe."
The prologue introduces the World Finder, whose job is to navigate Kismet, a sphere of chaos. Serving as the story's narrator, he observes the universe through a telescope known as the Sphere-Seer, and somewhat amusingly, he has a weakness for ice cream. It is the World Finder who witnesses a "disturbing event that involves a murder. A mystery. Two annoying teenagers and a band of very awkward heroes." Intrigued by what he sees, he becomes determined to help the children on their quest.
From there we meet two alien orphans, Isra and Arwen, who are on the run after their parents, researchers of the Breite Esfera Levem, mysteriously vanished. In their sorrow, the siblings create a storm that begins following them. After witnessing a holographic image containing ancient script and the three cryptic words, they see a ship fall from the sky.
The siblings soon find themselves swept into a topsy-turvy adventure that includes a Forever Ship where time moves differently, they receive a cryptic message from the voice of their deceased grandfather, travel to the InterMedia, across Space and enter a mirror universe where they encounter a solar amphibian king and a Phorusrhacid bird-like creature that can teleport. Their quest to uncover the truth about their parents takes them from "HERE to THERE, which is HERE now" and through a series of absurd and comical destinations to unlock a keyhole in the sky that sucks them through a vortex. Just to name a few of their various destinations.
10 Billion Spheres: A Rather Inconvenient Guide to the Multiverse feels a bit like what I image reading The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams would be like, with its humor and wildly imaginative settings. It also shares some of the clever wordplay found in The Phantom Tollbooth, including the personification of History.
The constant shift in locations however left me with mixed feeling about the story's direction, and I was disappointed by the abrupt ending. While the story aims to highlight the friendships that develop among this unlikely band of heroes, I didn't feel there was quite enough time to establish those relationships. As a result, I never connected with the main characters as deeply as I would have liked. Since this is only the first installment in a planned twelve-book series, some of the story's threads are clearly being set up for future volumes. That said, I enjoyed the World Finder's narration and am interested to see how the various characters and storylines will eventually converge. Included at the back of the book is A Rather Inconvenient Field Guide to the Multiverse, with a list of terms and definitions and the directions for to How to Play Grave Robbers From Outer Space.



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