The Unteachables by Gordon Korman
Format: E ARC
Publisher: Balzer + Bray
Number of Pages: 288
Publishing: January 8th, 2019
Source: E ARC from Edelweiss Plus
Opening Line: "It's no fun riding to school with Stepmonster-not with Chauncey screaming his lungs out in the back seat."
Mr. Kermit (AKA Ribbet) has been burned out from teaching, ever since the cheating scandal incident some 30 years ago. What made the whole episode worse is that it was one of his students who was accused of cheating, and Mr. Kermit knew nothing about it, yet still ended up being blamed for the whole thing. Ever since that day, Mr. Kermit has lost his spark for teaching. Now he just seems to go through his day doing crossword puzzles, drinking monster amounts of coffee and biding his time until he can take his early retirement. But this year the superintendent has plans for Mr. Kermit, plans that might just derail Mr. Kermit being able to get his pension. Mr. Kermit is being assigned to teach the kids in room 117, kids with such horrible behavioral or educational issues that they're called the "Unteachables."
The Unteachable reminded a lot of the movie The Breakfast Club. A group of kids from varied backgrounds holed up in a classroom each day. There's Barnstorm who symbolizes the jock with the busted up knee; Rahim or the artist if only he could stay awake long enough; Mateo the brainiac or the encyclopedia especially when it comes to the Klingon language; Parker, the struggling student, and the wheels, having received a provisional drivers license so he can drive his elderly grandma to the senior center and run errands for his parent's farm; Elaine (rhymes with pain) who's the muscle and has been known to throw a kid around just for looking at her funny; there's Aldo who has the temper of "the hulk;" and last but not least there's Kiana, who is like the invisible women, and is only supposed to be a "short-timer." Or at least that's what she keeps telling herself. She's only here until she can move back in with her mom. She's not even registered for school yet and only ended up in room 117 by accident, but still, she keeps coming back each day.
Or maybe The Unteachables is more like the book Ms. Bixby's Last Day. Ms. Bixby is what you would call one of the good teachers, the kind that is thoughtful, compassionate and cares deeply about her students. Well, Mr. Kermit, he's the exact opposite, he lost his will for teaching a long time ago. When the school bell rings, he goes into autopilot handing out worksheets and inching his way toward his early retirement. That is until the moment that he shows an inkling of interest in one of his students being included in the school pep rally. Does his demanding that his students be treated fairly show that he actually cares?
Like Ms. Bixby's Last Day, the story is told in the alternating perspectives of the students from room 117 and Mr. Kermit. Minus chapters from Elaine or Rahim. I really liked this style, Korman gives each character a distinctive personality and well thought out backstory. Each chapter provides more information about how the kids relate to one another and with their teacher. There's even a chapter from the perspective of the school principal and Jake Terranova (Mr. Kermit's former student involved in the cheating scandal). It's humorous, heartwarming and makes me nostalgic for 80's movies. A truly entertaining story that I can't wait to purchase when it's released in January.
I know it's been a while since my last post, so I decided that I would take a little pause from all my reading to participate in the Armchair #CybilsShortlist. What is that you ask? It's a little contest to predict the finalist's list for a single category for the Cybils Award. So, even though I'm a round one panelist for Elementary/Middle-Grade Speculative Fiction, I can still participate by picking one of the other categories. Then I just need to generate a list of five-seven books that I think/hope will be on the shortlist for that category, and then just tag it to Twitter. Easy peasy. I hope you'll consider giving it a shot. I'd really like to see your guess, especially for my category! So head on over to www.Cybils.com to view the rules, list of categories and links to all the books that were nominated. 
